Opgescheept met een Nederlandse jaren 70/80 traditie... moest onze klas er ook aan geloven. Een bonte avond voor de schoolmeester...
Hier mijn bijdrage voor de avond. Probeer het vooral niet te begrijpen. Ik leg het wel uit als ik terug ben.
Health Star Canteen (remake of Death Star Canteen by Eddie Izzare)
Intro, handed out (printed Star Wars style)
Somewhere in a far away galaxy in 2027, after being the last tribe leaving earth's 3rd dimensional world by making the last possible transition to the 5th dimension in which Ewald and Gail, while traveling through zero point, accidently resonated with the dark side and were brutally transformed into Lord von Meggersee and Princess Gaila... their astronomical elevated alter egos... somewhere in this far away galaxy the 'Health Star' loaded with most of 'earth's legacy', 11 out of the 12 infamous crystal skulls, is setting course to meet up with another tribe in their search for the last crystal skull which will secure Lord von Meggersee and Princess Gaila ultimate domination on life's spectrum... well somewhere in that galaxy, Lord von Meggersee is somewhat exhausted and agitated and heads down the Health Star canteen for a little snack...
Canteen - Scene...
LvM (Marc): I am DIE-ing for a Penne Aribiata! Fascinating: I DESIRE it just now. I am IMAGINNING it without garlic now. AND the most wonderful thing: I am EXPECTING it from you to be served NOW NOW.
PG (Mandy): Because we need to be back early to ring the bell just before their break is due to end.
Waitress (Serina): I am sorry but you first have to pick up a tray before I can take your order.
LVM: Allow me to judge your talent. How can you automatically react by asking for a tray? I expect you to use more 'discernment' and look at the bigger picture. You should respond instead and reprogram your sub-consiousness.
PG: I feel a C2 anterior coming up darling.
Waitress: I am sorry but those are the rules. No tray, No service. You understand?
LvM: Do you know WHO I AM? (6x very confusing)
Waitress: eh No, actually not!
LvM: I AM LORD von MEGGERSEE, the ultimate life enhancer. The all seeing eye of all possible body-wisdom. Ruling out all possible tensional direction in past, present and future. I am able to heal myself with just a loving thought or an impulse. Isn't that amazing.
Waitress: eh, what are you talking about!
LvM: Allow me to restore communication with a loving thought. Prepare, this will be fascinating.
PG: That's amazing darling. Now focus on your order...
LvM: I need a Penne Arabiata without garlic to get myself moving through this polarised world and digest it to become ONE with it just NOW!
Waitress: Please pick up a tray.
LvM: Let me get this through your RAS. Movement only takes place when there's polarity! What I give, I'll receive back from the universe with interest!
PG: Current interest rate is 42%
LVM: For that wonderful experience, Penne Arabiata without garlic, what I am trying to communicate. I am not interested in anything else like wooden tray.
Waitress: OK, listen Mr. Lord whatever: "Please pick up a tray"
PG:
This one is wet, (40x) This looks like the old Wildernis rain forest...
Waitress: Thank you. So what's your order?
LvM: I love your questions. Penne Arabiata without garlic and 2 spiraled water. PLEASE!
Waitress: Ok, that will take one minute, or two, perhaps three... actually there is no such thing as time soooo it will take as long as it takes.
PG: NO
LvM: OH NO, not a microwave. There's no way that the Penne can maintain their culinairy structure while being exposed to all these single dimensional arrhythmic frequencies.
PG: Are you actually a 3D hologram? You are not even hounoring your lordotic curve. We will settle for a spiraled water instead. May you be forced to end up as an eternal jogger in hell while having all your discs bulging against your spinal cord!
PG: Let's go back to our students.
LvM: Wonderful. I wonder where the saxophone will fit in all of this. Thank you.
